Lately I got to know an extraordinary person on the Net who has build up a genius, exemplary way to present himself and also and that seems to be even more important: he has consequently developed a complete, unconquerable defense system for a model net personality.
With his trailblazing work this personality became a protagonist and pioneer of the avant guard of the future cyber human: an extraordinary smart guy, super intelligent, very young (because he started with 3 years to handle a computer), an experienced manipulator enthusiastic about drugs, which he profoundly experienced and investigated and so all his ideas and expressions are highly inspired by this delightful benefactors of mankind. He is very cool, an absolute master of his acts! He is able to suppress his emotions to such an extreme and direct his thoughts in such a way, that he is totally sovereign and independent of any possible human need and untouchable from any human influence which might come near to him. Admirable indeed! He just told me, that he made 150.000 Dollar with his web site in a few days. That's something which will impress all of us and we will be animated to join to whatever he suggests. 
In near future there will be a lot more genius cyber personalities like this, many are still teenagers and not yet aware of their abilities and their cyber future. They will be the ultimate challenge for others who are not that keen, so they will get the most possible attention available. They will be real 'Super Cyber Stars'.
But of course, that's the way it is: Even on the top, they never will get enough, so they will have to invent new spectacular tricks to draw more attention to themselves. Be seen from a bird's eye view, that guarantees that evolution of mankind will continue.
We will go on for a while on our ideal playground of Inter/Usenet, together with our models of exemplary cyber manner, - before they might rise to other, the whole mankind embracing, multi-media...
Everybody is content, everybody gets what he/she wants? Isn't it so? We are a happy cool cyber family. There isn't that much joy, but at least we get out as much pleasure as possible, that's the common way to be creative on the Net!
Soon there will be 200 million people on the Net searching for self- gratification, self admiration and self confirmation, what an audience, what a stage! Where everybody wants to play the first role.
There are a lot of competitors soon coming together and only few of the most genius, the smartest, craziest, most extravagant and freaked out, cunning personalities will reach the top of highest attention and number of spectators.
So our genius protagonist, who is masturbating unrestrained in front of the whole Internet audience, will have a good chance to be under the top ten of the world elite! But don't be too impressed by his championship, don't get paralyzed! Just do what you can with your limited personal abilities, not everybody can be that genius as our favorite, our champion in narcissism... 
With our individual activities, each one with one's own computer dildo, we do support our champion and also the one's who are following. We are the future of the Inter/Usenet! With our self sufficient activities we give the base for all what is and will be!
So let's go on even we feel frustrated because of  smallness and insignificance of our still poor intentions in nonsense writings...
InkyPinkie
Satirist, President and Founder of  "FI&D SET N&CPo"
(Foundation for Investigation & Development of Self Expression Through Nonsense & CrossPosting) 

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